1.2 Any player may declare a new rule at any point in the game. The player may do this audibly or silently depending on what zone (Refer to Rule 1.5) the player is in.
1.3. A player may use the Calvinball (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.2) in any way the player see fits, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for himself.
1.4. Any penalty legislation may be in the form of pain, embarassment, or any degradation the rulee wishes to execute upon the other player.
1.5 The Calvinball Field (See Calvinball Equipment - 2.3) should consist of areas, or zones, which are governed by a set of rules declared by players. Zones may be appear and disappear as often and wherever the player decides. For example, a corollary zone would enable a player to make a corollary (sub-rule) to any rule already made. Or a pernicious poem place would require the intruder to do what the name implies. Or an opposite zone would enable a player to declare reverse playibility on the others. (Remember, the player would declare this zone oppositely by not declaring it.)
1.6 Flags (Calvinball Equipment 2.3) shall be named by players whom shall also assign the power and rules which shall govern that flag.
1.7 Songs are an integral part of Calvinball and verses must be sung spontaneously through the game when randomly assigned events occur.
1.8 Score may be kept or disregarded. In the event that score is kept, it shall have no bearing on the game nor shall it have any logical consistency to it. (Legal scores include 'Q to 12', 'BW-109 to YU-34, and 'Nosebleed to Pelvic Fracture'.)
2.1. Mask - All participants are required to wear a mask
2.2. Calvinball - A Calvinball may be a soccerball, volleyball, or any other reasonable ball. Bowling balls are accepted.
2.4 Miscellaneous - Other optional equipment include flags, wickets (especially of the time-fracture variety), and anything else the players wish to include.
3.1 Before, During or After the Game the Calvinball Song can/may/must/can't/may not/mustn't be sung:
"Other kids' games are all such a bore!
3.2 Calvinball quotes include but are not limited to
"feel free to harmonize with Hobbes on the Rumma-tum-tums" (Calvin to Rosalyn)
Special Thanks to the Calvinball
Founders Bill Watterson (who is also owner of the Calvin & Hobbes Trademark),
Calvin, and Hobbes. Out of respect for the copyright to the game, images have been removed from this site.
Special Thanks to the Calvinball Founders Bill Watterson (who is also owner of the Calvin & Hobbes Trademark), Calvin, and Hobbes.
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